Productivity problems

Good morning. We thought that there was nothing Tim Hortons could do that would surprise us, but we were wrong. Oh, so wrong.

To celebrate its upcoming 60th anniversary, Tims is staging a musical in Toronto called, no joke, The Last Timbit. The show is loosely based on a real-life incident in which a group of strangers were stuck at a Timmies near Sarnia, Ontario, while waiting out a fierce snowstorm. 

Hopefully, it gets better reviews than the pizza. 

Today’s reading time is 6½ minutes.