Secret sauce

Good morning. We bet you didn’t have this on your 2023 bingo card: Neopets is plotting a comeback with $4 million of funding to remake the site. By 2017, daily users had dropped to 100,000 from 25 million seen in the mid-2000s (back when Neopets rivalled Tamagotchis). 

Today’s reading time is 6½ minutes.